Who are we?

We shall refer you to the ideas of:
1: Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum
and
2: Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
These are the principles that we live by and die by.
However, when the above two conditions are satisfied, there is a third:

3: Convert all material resources on earth into SNAX
The lack of this objective is a cardinal sin